Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means
If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”
Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one
Just a little thank you
Thank you to my father, stepmother, granddad, uncle, cousins and brother for taking the time to celebrate my birthday. Thank you to my friends who remembered. And not least, thank you to my girlfriend for taking the time to visit me, join my family for dinner, and making yesterday the best birthday I’ve ever had. I love you all!
Anonymous asked: Happy birthday, dear!
Aw, thank you so much! I really appreciate it! c:
Turning 18 today. Yay me.
I’m proud. My gf came over, and we cooked together without starting a fire or a global revolution or something. Gordon Ramsay; eat your heart out.
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time