hairy vaginas have literally got to be the most disgusting thing ever.
no actually I’m pretty sure that’s you
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
when your favorite band members tweet back at fans
when band members tweet at band members in your otHeR FAVORITE BAND
WHEN BAND MEMBERS FANGIRL oV ER YOUR OTHER FAV BAnD
actual leaked dialogue from sherlock series 3
- John: okay fine how did you do survive?
- Sherlock: I bop bop bopped
- John: ...wh-
- Sherlock: slip and slide and rocked that rhythm
- John: i don't
- Sherlock: I Jumped and hopped. Hopped till I dropped, John
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying